Thursday, June 12, 2008

Gone for summer vacation -
see ya when the weather gets cold again!!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Sticks and Stones

Today I was thinking about how Jesus called the religious nutballs some pretty harsh names: brood of vipers, hypocrites, white-washed sepulchers (fancy mausoleums full of smelly rotten corpses; in other words, you look good on the outside but inside you are putrefied). I had to laugh when I thought about the names Jesus called people. He didn't say they were like vipers He said they were vipers. Remember, snakes were associated with e-vil. In modern day SNL speak Jesus might sound like Mike Myers calling someone the dev-il.

All of this got me thinking: we are supposed to be imitators of Christ. So when do we get to start calling people names like He did? Mark Driscoll rips on people who talk about Jesus like He was some lily-livered diaper-wearing pansy. For sure, those pale-skinned blue-eyed Jesus pictures are retarded.

I'm not going anywhere with this train of thought. No "Deep Thoughts" here. Just don't be surprised if I jump up on a chair someday and tell it like it is to a few folks.

So git yer ugly, yella, no-good kiester off my property before I pump yer guts full of lead!!